Stalker by definition is a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. He would literally follow a person’s every move. Well, right now, a stalker doesn’t really mean what it used to be. What, with all the Social Networking Sites out there like Facebook, Friendster, Twitter, Plurk and more. A person could literally follow your every move while you are voluntarily sharing it.
I’m sure everyone’s stalking someone right now. Among the favorites are: your frenemy, your crush, your ex, your ex’s wife/husband, and that bitch you hate in highschool. So why do we stalk these people?? I don’t know. I don’t really stalk, stalk…but let’s take a moment and think..
Frenemy – I think we stalk the Frenemy because we want to have some reassurance that we are living a much happier/ much better life than what she has.
Your crush – you stalk your crush because you wanna know where they go and what they do, so you can “accidentally” bump into him/her at his/her fave hang-out. [So, where does Jake Gyllenhaal have his coffee again?,hee]
Your Ex – it’s either you haven’t moved on or you just want to see that they are still “living unhappily” without you so you can gloat. It’s a hell of an ego booster.
Your Ex’s Wife/Husband – If they are ‘living unhappily’ which is more likely isn’t the case, you’ll be secretly happy, I know….. but if they are just doing fine without you, then I’m sure you’ll just be envious.
That bitch you hate in highschool – well, she’s still that bitch you hate up to now Or you probably want to celebrate because she’s not that pretty anymore and has ten kids.
So, who are you stalking??
So true!!! Guilty as charged! Haha!
I think I am guilty one way or another hahahaha. But nobody was hurt though. Thanks for the visit!
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